She isn't coming yet, Toto.
Did she hurt you?
She tried to, didn't she?
Come on. We'll go tell Uncle Henry and Auntie Em.
Aunt Em!
Listen to what Miss Gulch did to Toto--
Dorothy, please! We're counting!
-But she hit him-- -Don't bother us now, honey.
The incubator's gone bad and we're likely to lose a lot of our chicks.
That poor little thing.
But Miss Gulch hit Toto with a rake...
...because she says he chases her nasty old cat every day!
--seventy. Dorothy, please!
But he doesn't do it every day! Just once or twice a week.
And he can't catch her old cat anyway. Now she says she'll--
Dorothy! We're busy.
Oh, all right.
-How's she coming? -Take it easy.
You got my finger!
Why don't you get your finger out of the way?
-There you are. -Right on my finger!
Lucky it wasn't your head!
Zeke, what am l going to do about Miss Gulch? Just because Toto--
Listen, honey, l got them hogs to get in.
You ain't using your head. You'd think you didn't have any brains.
l have so got brains!
Why don't you use them?
Don't go by Miss Gulch's place.
Then Toto won't get in her garden, and you won't get in no trouble.
Oh, Hunk, you just won't listen, that's all.
Well, your head ain't made of straw, you know.
Get in there before l make a dime bank out of you!
Listen, kid...
...are you gonna let that old Gulch heifer try and buffalo you?
She ain't nothing to be afraid of. Have a little courage.
l'm not afraid of her.
Next time she squawks, walk up to her and spit in her eye.
That's what l'd do.
Help me, Zeke! Get me out of here!
Help!
-Are you all right, Dorothy? -Yes, l'm all right.
l fell in and Zeke--
Why, Zeke, you're just as scared as l am!
You gonna let a little pig make a coward out of you?
Look at you--
What's all this jabber-wapping when there's work to be done?
l know three farm hands that'll be out of a job!
Dorothy was--
l saw you tinkering with that contraption, Hickory.
-You and Hunk get back to that wagon. -All right.
But someday they'll erect a statue to me--
Well, don't start posing for it now.
Can't work on an empty stomach. Have some crullers.
-Gosh, Mrs. Gale. -Just fried.
You see, Dorothy toppled into the--
lt's no place for Dorothy around a pigsty!
Feed those hogs before they worry themselves into anemia!
Do you know what Miss Gulch said she was going to do to Toto?
-She said she'd-- -Stop imagining things.
You're always in a fret over nothing. You just help us out today...
...and find a place where you won't get into any trouble.
Someplace where there isn't any trouble.
Do you suppose there is such a place, Toto?
There must be.
lt's not a place you can get to by a boat or a train.
lt's far, far away.
Behind the moon...
...beyond the rain....
Somewhere Over the Rainbow
Way up high
There's a land that I heard of
Once in a lullaby
Somewhere Over the Rainbow
Skies are blue
And the dreams that you dare to dream
Really do come true
Someday I'll wish upon a star
And wake up where the clouds are far behind me
Where troubles melt like lemon drops
Away above the chimney tops
That's where you'll...
...find me
Somewhere Over the Rainbow
Bluebirds fly
Birds fly Over the Rainbow
Why then...
...oh, why can't I?
If happy little bluebirds fly
Beyond the rainbow
Why, oh, why...
...can't I?
Mr. Gale.
Howdy, Miss Gulch.
l want to see you and your wife about Dorothy.
-What has Dorothy done? -What's she done?
l'm all but lame from the bite on my leg!
-You mean, she bit you? -No, her dog!
She bit her dog, eh?
No.
That dog's a menace. l'm taking him to make sure he's destroyed.
Destroyed! Toto?
Oh, you can't! You mustn't!
Auntie Em! Uncle Henry! You won't let her, will you?
Of course we won't.
Will we, Em?
Please, Aunt Em!
Toto didn't know he was doing anything wrong.
l'm the one that ought to be punished. Send me to bed without supper.
Hand over that dog or l'll bring a suit that'll take your farm!
The law protects folks against dogs that bite!
How about if she ties him up? He's gentle.
-With gentle people, that is. -That's for the sheriff to decide.
This order allows me to take him. Unless you want to go against the law.
We can't go against the law. l'm afraid Toto has to go.
Now you're seeing reason.
Here's what l'm taking him in, so he can't attack me again.
l won't let you take him!
You go away!
l'll bite you myself!
You wicked old witch! Uncle Henry, Auntie Em, don't let her take Toto!
l've got an order! Let me have him!
Put him in the basket, Henry.
-The idea! -Don't, Uncle Henry.
Oh, Toto!
Almira Gulch, just because you own half the county...
...doesn't mean you can run the rest of us!
For 23 years l've been dying to tell you what l thought of you!
And now--
Well, being a Christian woman, l can't say it!
Toto, darling!
l got you back!
You came back!
l'm so glad!
They'll be coming back for you in a minute.
We've got to get away!
We've got to run away!
Well, well, well! Houseguests, eh?
And who might you be?
No, no. Now, don't tell me.
Let's see.
You're traveling in disguise.
No, that's not right.
You're going on a visit.
No, l'm wrong.
You're running away.
How did you guess?
Professor Marvel never guesses. He knows!
Now, why are you running away?
No, no. Now, don't tell me.
They don't understand you at home. They don't appreciate you.
You want to see other lands. Big cities, big mountains, big oceans.
Why, it's just like you could read what was inside of me.
Toto, that's not polite! We haven't been asked yet.
He's perfectly welcome.
As one dog to another, huh?
Here now, where were we...?
Why can't we go with you and see the crowned heads of Europe?
Do you know any? Oh, you mean the thing....
l never do anything without consulting my crystal first.
Let's go inside here. We'll--
Just come along. l'll show you.
That's right. Here.
Sit right down here.
That's it.
This is the same genuine, magic, authentic crystal...
...used by the priests of lsis and Osiris in the days of the Pharaohs...
...in which Cleopatra saw the approach of Julius Caesar and Marc Anthony.
And so on, and so on.
Now, you'd better close your eyes, my child, for a moment...
...in order to be better in tune with the lnfinite.
We can't do these things without reaching out into the lnfinite.
Yes, that's all right.
Now you can open them. We'll gaze into the crystal.
What's this l see? A house with a picket fence...
...and a barn with a weathervane...
...of a running horse.
That's our farm!
There's a woman.
She's wearing a polka-dot dress. Her face is careworn.
That's Aunt Em.
Yes, her name is Emily.
That's right. What's she doing?
Well, l can't quite see.
Why, she's crying.
Someone has hurt her.
Someone has just about broken her heart.
Me?
Well, it's someone she loves very much.
Someone she's been very kind to.
Someone she's taken care of in sickness.
l had the measles once, and she stayed right by me every minute.
What's she doing now?
Yes, she's--
What's this?
Why, she's putting her hand on her heart!
She's dropping down on the bed!
Well, that's all. The crystal's gone dark.
You don't suppose she could really be sick, do you?
-l've got to go home right away! -l thought you were going with me.
No, l have to get to her right away!
Come on, Toto! Come on!
Goodbye, Professor Marvel. And thanks a lot!
Better get under cover, Sylvester. A storm's blowing up.
A whopper, to speak in the vernacular of the peasantry.
Poor little kid. l hope she gets home all right.
Get them horses loose!
Where's Hickory? Hickory!
Doggone it!
lt's a twister! lt's a twister!
Dorothy!
Everybody in the storm cellar!
Henry, l can't find Dorothy! She's out in the storm!
We can't look for her now.
Come on, get in the cellar! Hurry up!
Auntie Em!
Uncle Henry!
We must be up inside the cyclone!
Miss Gulch!
Toto...
...l have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
We must be over the rainbow!
Now l know we're not in Kansas.
Are you a good witch or a bad witch?
Who, me?
l'm not a witch at all.
l'm Dorothy Gale, from Kansas.
ls that the witch?
Who, Toto? Toto's my dog.
l'm a little muddled. The Munchkins called me because a new witch...
...just dropped a house on the Wicked Witch of the East.
And there's the house, and here you are...
...and that's all that's left of the Wicked Witch of the East.
What the Munchkins want to know is, are you a good witch or a bad witch?
But l've already told you, l'm not a witch at all.
Witches are old and ugly.
What was that?
The Munchkins. They're laughing because l am a witch.
l'm Glinda, the Witch of the North.
You are?
l beg your pardon!
But l've never heard of a beautiful witch.
Only bad witches are ugly.
The Munchkins are happy...
...because you freed them from the Wicked Witch of the East.
But if you please, what are Munchkins?
The little people who live here. lt's Munchkinland...
...and you are their national heroine.
lt's all right. You may all come out and thank her.
Come out, come out Wherever you are
And meet the young lady Who fell from a star
She fell from the sky She fell very far
And Kansas, she says Is the name of the star
Kansas, she says Is the name of the star
She brings you good news
Or haven't you heard?
When she fell out of Kansas
A miracle occurred
It really was no miracle What happened was just this
The wind began to switch The house to pitch
And suddenly the hinges Started to unhitch
Just then the Witch To satisfy an itch
Went flying on her broomstick Thumbing for a hitch
And oh, what happened then was rich
The house began to pitch The kitchen took a slitch
It landed on the Wicked Witch In the middle of a ditch
Which was not a healthy situation For the Wicked Witch
The house began to pitch The kitchen took a slitch
It landed on the Wicked Witch In the middle of a ditch
Which was not a healthy situation For the Wicked Witch
Who began to twitch And was reduced to just a stitch
Of what was once the Wicked Witch
We thank you very sweetly
For doing it so neatly
You've killed her so completely
That we thank you very sweetly
Let the joyous news be spread! The Wicked Old Witch at last is dead!
Ding-Dong! The Witch is Dead Which old witch? The Wicked Witch
Ding-Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead
Wake up, you sleepyhead Rub your eyes, get out of bed
Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead
She's gone where the goblins go Below, below, below
Yo-ho! Let's open up and sing And ring the bells out
Ding-Dong! The merry-o Sing it high, sing it low
Let them know The Wicked Witch is dead
As mayor of the Munchkin City
In the county of the Land of Oz
I welcome you most regally
But we've got to verify it legally
-To see -To see?
-If she -If she?
Is morally, ethically
-Spiritually, physically -Positively, absolutely
Undeniably and reliably dead
As coroner I must aver
I thoroughly examined her
And she's not only merely dead
She's really most sincerely dead
Then this is a Day of lndependence...
...for all the Munchkins and their descendants.
lf any!
Yes, let the joyous news be spread. The Wicked Old Witch at last is dead!
Ding-Dong! The Witch is Dead Which old witch? The Wicked Witch
Ding-Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead
Wake up, you sleepyhead Rub your eyes, get out of bed
Wake up The Wicked Witch is dead
She's gone where the goblins go Below, below, below
Yo-ho! Let's open up and sing And ring the bells out
Ding-Dong! The merry-o Sing it high, sing it low
Let them know the Wicked Witch is dead
We represent the Lullaby League
The Lullaby League The Lullaby League
And in the name of the Lullaby League
We wish to welcome you To Munchkinland
We represent the Lollipop Guild
The Lollipop Guild The Lollipop Guild
And in the name of the Lollipop Guild
We wish to welcome you To Munchkinland
We welcome you to Munchkinland
From now on you'll be history
-You'll be his-- -You'll be history
And we will glorify your name
-You will be a bust -Be a bust
-In the hall of fame
l thought you said she was dead.
That was her sister, the Wicked Witch of the East.
This is the Wicked Witch of the West. She's worse than the other one was.
Who killed my sister? Who killed the Witch of the East?
Was it you?
lt was an accident. l didn't mean to kill anybody.
Well, my little pretty, l can cause accidents too!
-Aren't you forgetting the ruby slippers? -The slippers. Yes!
The slippers!
They're gone!
The ruby slippers! What have you done with them?
Give them back to me or l'll--
lt's too late! There they are, and there they'll stay!
Give me back my slippers! Only l know how to use them.
They're of no use to you. Give them back to me. Give them back!
Keep inside of them.
Their magic must be powerful or she wouldn't want them so badly.
Stay out of this, Glinda, or l'll fix you as well!
Oh, rubbish! You have no power here.
Begone, before somebody drops a house on you too.
Very well. l'll bide my time.
And as for you, it's true l can't attend to you here and now as l'd like.
But just try to stay out of my way!
Just try!
l'll get you, my pretty...
...and your little dog too!
lt's all right. You can get up. She's gone!
lt's all right.
You can all get up.
What a smell of sulfur!
l'm afraid you've made an enemy of the Wicked Witch.
The sooner you get out of Oz altogether, the safer you'll sleep, my dear.
Oh, l'd give anything to get out of Oz altogether.
But which is the way back to Kansas? l can't go the way l came.
No, that's true. The only person who might know...
...would be the great and wonderful Wizard of Oz himself.
The Wizard of Oz? ls he good or is he wicked?
Oh, very good, but very mysterious.
He lives in the Emerald City, a long journey from here.
Did you bring your broomstick with you?
No, l'm afraid l didn't.
Well, then, you'll have to walk.
The Munchkins will see you to the border of Munchkinland.
And remember, never let those ruby slippers off your feet for a moment...
...or you will be at the mercy of the Wicked Witch of the West.
But how do l start for Emerald City?
lt's always best to start at the beginning.
And all you do is follow the Yellow Brick Road.
-But what happens if l-- -Just follow the Yellow Brick Road.
-Goodbye! -Goodbye!
My!
People come and go so quickly here!
Follow the Yellow Brick Road
Follow the Yellow Brick Road?
Follow the Yellow Brick Road
Follow, follow, follow, follow Follow the Yellow Brick Road
Follow the Yellow Brick
Follow the Yellow Brick Road
You're Off to See the Wizard The wonderful Wizard of Oz
You'll find he is a whiz of a wiz If ever a wiz there was
If ever, oh ever a wiz there was The Wizard of Oz is one because
Because, because, because Because, because
Because of the wonderful things he does
You're Off to See the Wizard The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
Follow the Yellow Brick Road?
Follow the Yellow...?
Now which way do we go?
Pardon me! That way is a very nice way.
Who said that?
Don't be silly, Toto. Scarecrows don't talk.
lt's pleasant down that way too.
That's funny. Wasn't he pointing the other way?
Of course, people do go both ways.
Why, you did say something, didn't you?
Are you doing that on purpose, or can't you make up your mind?
That's the trouble. l can't make up my mind.
l haven't got a brain.
Only straw.
How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?
l don't know.
But some people without brains do a lot of talking, don't they?
Yes, l guess you're right.
Well, we haven't really met properly, have we?
Why, no.
How do you do?
-Very well, thank you. -l'm not feeling at all well.
lt's very tedious being stuck up here all day long with a pole up your back.
Oh, dear. That must be terribly uncomfortable. Can't you get down?
Down? No, you see, l'm-- Well, l'm--
Well, here. Let me help you.
That's very kind of you. Very kind.
Oh, dear. l don't see....
Of course, l'm not bright about doing things...
...but if you'll just bend the nail down, maybe l'll slip off and--
Oh, yes!
There goes some of me again!
Does it hurt you?
l just keep picking it up and putting it back in again.
My! lt's good to be free!
Did l scare you?
l just thought you hurt yourself.
l didn't scare you?
No, of course not.
l didn't think so.
Boo! Scat! Boo!
You see? l can't even scare a crow.
They come from miles around just to eat in my field and laugh in my face.
Oh, l'm a failure, because l haven't got a brain!
What would you do with a brain if you had one?
Do? Why, if l had a brain, l could--
I could while away the hours Conferring with the flowers
Consulting with the rain
And my head I'd be scratchin' While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I Only Had a Brain
I'd unravel every riddle For any individ'le
In trouble or in pain
With the thoughts you'd be thinkin' You could be another Lincoln
If you only had a brain
Oh, I could tell you why
The ocean's near the shore
I could think of things I never thunk before
And then I'd sit And think some more
I would not be just a nothin' My head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain
I would dance and be merry Life would be a ding-a-derry
If I Only Had a Brain
Wonderful!
lf our scarecrow back in Kansas could do that...
-...the crows would be scared to pieces! -They would?
-Where's Kansas? -That's where l live.
l want to get back there so badly, l'm going to Emerald City...
...to get the Wizard of Oz to help me.
You're going to see a wizard?
Do you think if l went, this wizard would give me brains?
l couldn't say.
But even if he didn't, you'd be no worse off than you are now.
-Yes, that's true. -But maybe you better not.
l've got a witch mad at me, and you might get into trouble.
Witch?
l'm not afraid of a witch! l'm not afraid of anything!
Except a lighted match.
l don't blame you.
But l'd face a whole box of them for the chance of getting some brains.
l won't be any trouble, because l don't eat a thing.
And l won't try to manage things, because l can't think.
Won't you take me with you?
Of course l will!
Hooray! We're off to see a wizard!
-You're not starting out very well. -l'll try! Really, l will!
-To Oz? -To Oz!
We're Off to See the Wizard The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
We hear he is a whiz of a wiz If ever a wiz there was
If ever, oh ever a wiz there was The Wizard of Oz is one because
Because, because, because Because, because
Because of the wonderful things he does
We're Off to See the Wizard The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
Apples!
Oh, look!
What do you think you're doing?
We've been walking a long ways and l was hungry and--
Did you say something?
-She was hungry! -She was hungry!
How would like to have someone come along and pick something off of you?
Oh, dear!
l keep forgetting l'm not in Kansas.
Come along, Dorothy.
You don't want any of those apples.
Are you hinting my apples aren't what they ought to be?
Oh, no! lt's just that she doesn't like little green worms!
Oh, you!
l'll show you how to get apples.
Hooray! l guess that did it!
Help yourself.
Why, it's a man!
A man made out of tin!
Yes...!
Look!
Did you say something?
He said "oilcan."
Oil can what?
Oilcan?
Here it is.
Where do you want to be oiled first?
He said his mouth.
The other side.
My goodness! l can talk again!
Oil my arms, please. Oil my elbows.
Here.
Did that hurt?
No, it feels wonderful.
l've held that axe up for ages.
Goodness!
How did you ever get like this?
About a year ago...
...l was chopping that tree...
...when suddenly it began to rain.
And right in the middle of a chop, l rusted solid.
And l've been that way ever since.
You're perfect now.
My neck. My neck.
Perfect?
Bang on my chest if you think l'm perfect.
Go ahead, bang on it!
Beautiful!
What an echo!
lt's empty.
The tinsmith forgot to give me a heart.
No heart?
No heart.
All hollow.
When a man's an empty kettle He should be on his mettle
And yet I'm torn apart
Just because I'm presumin' That I could be kind of human
If I Only Had a Heart
I'd be tender, I'd be gentle And awful sentimental
Regarding love and art
I'd be friends with the sparrows And the boy who shoots the arrows
If I Only Had a Heart
Picture me A balcony
Above, a voice sings low
Wherefore art thou, Romeo?
I hear a beat
How sweet!
Just to register emotion Jealousy, devotion
And really feel the part